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The Bignose Club!!!

The bigger the nose the better!

Andrew Richard Caddick (Andy) is a successful England and Somerset fast bowler.He has a HUGE conk, but still managed to play for England against Australia last summer where he took some of the best wickets possible.

Andy Caddick is a great rolemodel for all bignosed people and we wish him luck in the test against Sri Lanka happening at the moment! GOOD LUCK!

Let's not get started on his ears!
Big noses and big ears usually go together, it is the natural proportions of the human face. Andy caddick's ears are used as an air conditioning system at his home ground on hot days!

Postman Pat - We love you!!!
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat (Jess)early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the postbags in his van.

Everybody NOSE his bright red van, all his friends will smile, as he waves to greet them, maybe, you can never be sure sure, there'll be knock (knock knock) ring (ding ding) letters through your door. HEHEHEHEHE.

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, and his black and white cat (Jess) all the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning, Pat feels he's a really happy man!

Postman Pat!
Postman Pat first appeared in the books written by John Cunliffe. His real name is Pat Clifton. He is merried to Sara, and has a son called Julian. Postman Pat is the most popular bignosed person ever, want to be as popular as him? Join up!

NAME: Pat Clifton

ADDRESS: Forge Cottage, Garner Bridge, Valley of Greendale

PLACE OF BIRTH: Valley of Greendale - Lake District

BIRTHDAY: 5th April

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Aries

AGE: 35

MARITAL STATUS: Married to Sara with one son, Julian aged 6

BEST FRIEND: Jess the cat

FAVOURITE FOODS: Absolutely anything but especially sticky-toffee pudding, nut
roast, cheese souffle, Gorgonzola cheese and Cox's Orange Pippins.

FAVOURITE THINGS: Tubas, drums, telescopes and kites

FAVOURITE TV: The weather forecast and animal programmes.

WORK EXPERIENCE: As a boy I worked on farms during the summer holidays and
learned quite a bit about farming. On leaving school I went to work for the Post
Office, I enjoy my work as I like meeting people.

FAVOURITE MUSIC: Brass Bands but I also enjoy listening to some pop music.

FAVOURITE ANIMALS: Cats, dogs, birds, otters and badgers.

THINGS THAT ANNOY: Parcels that are not properly wrapped

DISLIKES: Traffic jams, diversions, illegible handwriting, fierce bulls and
goats!

HOBBIES: Walking, reading, photography, playing cricket and the tuba.


NAME: Jess

AGE: 3

BIRTHDAY: Exact date unknown as Jess was found in a cardboard box on the side of
a road.

FAVOURITE FOOD: He likes fish - especially sardines

HOBBIES: Chasing mice although he's never caught one yet!





Here he is: the original big nosed DUDE!!!
Pinocchio is a character in the book Pinocchio(what a surprise!) by Carlo Collodi. Pinocchio is a wooden puppet made by a lonely carpenter named Gipetto. A good fairy makes Pinocchio come alive and Pinocchio becomes Gipetto's son. If he is a good boy, he will become real (made of bones and stuff).

Pinocchio isn't so good though, every time he tells a lie his nose grows. As you can see, he tells a lot of lies!Go Pinocchio!

Pinocchio is also a wicked Disney film, I advise you see it. You won't be disappointed!

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